there’s finally delicious cake

05Nov07

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This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperture Science
We do what me must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead

But there’s no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive

I’m not even angry
I’m being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart
And killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
make a beautiful line
And we’re out of beta
We’re releasing on time
so I’m glad I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I’d prefer to stay inside
Maybe you’ll find someone else
to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke
HAHA!! FAT CHANCE!

Anyway this cake is great
It’s so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking
when there’s science to do
When I look out there
it makes me glad I’m not you
I’ve experiments to run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
still alive

And believe me I am
still alive
I’m doing science and
I’m still alive
I feel fantastic and
I’m still alive
While you’re dying
I’ll be still alive
And when you’re dead
I will be still alive

Still alive

Portal – Still Alive



One Response to “there’s finally delicious cake”

  1. first you will be baked and then there will be cake….


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